Maylasia Plane vs Texas Nuclear Issues: Case For A Public Intelligence Service

Anon E. MooseMysteries and Discoveries, Un-Intelligence

Is obsession on a missing plane warranted? There have been dozens of missing planes over the last few decades, and how many can you remember? Well, here is a list that goes back to 1947 with over 100.

Yet the media is relentlessly obsessed with droning on about this, ad-nausea, as if it were the most important thing in the world going on. It was even brought up in my ASL class, and now HERE I AM TALKING ABOUT IT (reluctantly)! This BBC article contains the most (non)-intel I have seen in a journalistic report in a while. Apparently, “experts” have deduced that there might be a clue that will give us a hint as to what happened. … Well, here is some imagery from an actual P-3 flight would look like (from Wikimedia commons).

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(U) Real Radar Imagery From a P-3 Flight

If I was still an intel analyst, I would say this is all garbage reporting that is a complete diversion. But I love the ads that go along with the “intel” you are getting: “Shop Till You Drop” and the promise of 97% accurate “Facial Recognition”. That’s just a charming coincidence as I go about my WPP.

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(U) BBC Exclusive: Horrible (Non)-Intel, Coupled with Creepy Advertising

Meanwhile back at the ranch, a nuclear incident is brewing in West Texas, with almost zero mention in reporting except the friend network, RT, and a few local stations. I’ll give you a HINT, there are some slightly more pressing things going on than a Malaysian Airplane (yet far from being the only pressing issue), although my compassion goes out to those that will be affected by the future History’s Mysteries episode that will result from this.

In other reporting, lost in the internet abyss somewhere… Here:

Radiation leaks force transfer of nuclear waste from New Mexico to Texas – RT

Nuclear waste from New Mexico lab may go to Texas – Ventura County Star

Prep To Evacuate! USAF Base Orders 1,200 Radiation Suits In New Mexico – Before It’s News

Since you’re not really going to read anything but the headlines (I’m lucky you are still with me really), I will summarize with some loose interpretations included: “Officials” say don’t worry, the radiation that has been released into the atmosphere doesn’t pose a risk to public health… today. You’ll have to wait 10 years or so when the thyroid cancers kick-in. By then you will have dropped from shopping too much anyway, so it won’t matter. It may be over cautionary, but this is the best report I have seen about the matter so far from the Turner Radio Network. Even if an evacuation of the area isn’t necessary, and the safe radiation level is merely raised commensurate with our general exposure, the article has some pretty good survival tips for those that might be closely affected by this news… or anyone for that matter (I like the dot dot dot punctuation for some reason).

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UPDATED March 18, 2014 (At Bottom) Due to an ongoing release of radioactive material from the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (WIPP) outside of Carlsbad, New Mexico, citizens in the area shown below should be prepared to EVACUATE at a moments notice.